I'm woman enough to admit I'm a certified crazy cat lady. My dream has always been to grow old surrounded by pussy. I have three furry little weirdos: Memphis, Chonks, and Fenna (or as I like to call her, Fenny-Wen. Don’t ask me how I came to that nickname). I've also got a ten-year-old chocolate Labrador named Loki, who you might recognise if you've read my debut, The Other Brother. He's very proud of his literary debut. Including him in my very first novel was really important to me. It’s my little way of giving him immortality.

I love anything to do with London. It's my favourite city in the world, which is why I set my first series there. Writing it was like revisiting memories and romanticising them from the other side of the planet. These characters made me feel closer to my soul-city and all the wonderful author friends I've made there. My love for Taylor Swift is a large part of my personality. If I had to choose a favourite album, it would be Reputation or The Tortured Poets Department, depending on whether I'm feeling depressed as fuck or blissfully in love with life.

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